Easter XI: Koke Resurrection was first on the team-sheet

In goal, Manchester City's Sacred Joe Hart of Christ, is protected by a back three of Crucifitz Hall (Ex QPR), Ledley King of the Jews (Ex Tottenham) and Ash Wednesday Cole (Roma). 

There is a midfield diamond, with Eggar Davids (Ex Juventus) the enforcer, with Koke Resurrection (Atletico Madrid) and Toni Kross (Real Madrid) either side, and Jermaine Judas (Tottenham) at the tip. 

Andres Ineaster (Barcelona) and Christiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) attack from wide positions, supplying assists for Darren Lent (Aston Villa). God himself, Lionel Messi, has a foot injury and was unavailable for selection.

The team is coached by Nuno Espirito Santo, play at Easter Road and is called Steaua Eucharist. They never know when they're beaten, coming back from the dead to earn a late victory.

If you're wondering about the team's kit, you can read about it HERE. Wearing robes like this is a long-standing Spanish tradition in Semana Santa.